I hereby announce my candidacy for Mayor of The Barbarian Group. I have created a website, that shall grow organically as the election draws closer, in order to provide voters with information about my platform as well as my opinions in regards to the most pressing issues of the day. http://dinesforabettertomorrow.com

I would like to hereby thank Noah Brier for his sage-like advice as my Chief Strategy Officer, Toby Boudreaux for his deft management as Chief of Staff, as well as Josh Carr and Alex Bisceglie and Nate Wolfe for their brilliant support in the lead up to this announcement. It’s going to be a glorious future and I fully welcome your support!

Thank you for your time, may your day be FULL OF LASERS AND POWER CHORDS!!!!!