So yeah. My roommate got the Snuggie for her birthday. It miraculously appeared on my couch this morning. After joyful celebration, I decided to put it to use and, I’m sorry to say, was a bit underwhelmed.

First of all, the quality of the fleece is sub-par. Where’s the plush, snugly softness that I was hoping for? Nowhere!

Once on, it serves its purpose. Another layer to warm me up. And look! I can read a magazine and change the channel all while maintaining my warm environment! (see awkward photo)

The really dangerous part, however, occurs at the removal of the Snuggie. Seriously, BEWARE! The static cling is unholy. The sparks fly, the hairs raise, the shocks abound! It was just enough to ruin my otherwise mediocre experience with the product.

Guess I’m just sticking to blankets and/or another layer of clothing from now on. The dream is dead. Or maybe, just maybe, I’ll consider an upgrade to the Slanket.