Today’s installment in two parts.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: let’s just relax
You: in this chatroom of ours
Stranger: F**K NO
Stranger: lets have a party
Stranger: !
You: Oh okay
You: What kind of party?
You: How about a party where people bring their pets
Stranger: Yeah, you’re not invited
You: Oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: Will YOU throw a party with me?
Stranger: OH YEAH!
Stranger: LETS PPPAAAARRTYYYYY
You: Awesome
You: So
You: What kind of party?
Stranger: Dunno… Lotsa women, not so lotsa clothes, alcohol for everyone
You: Oh wait.
You: You aren’t invited.
Stranger: WAT????? UNFAIR!
You have disconnected.