Questionnaire Extraordinaire: Mayoral Edition

Ok, Mayor Bonadies! Are you ready for ‘dis?
READY FOR DIS SHIZZZZZZZ
Ok, Where or When would you like to live (can answer both if you like)?
Hmm, the answer to both would have to be the middle of New Hampshire around the year 1857.
Ha! How lovely. May I inquire as to why you chose 1857?
Well, my family has a house in said area of New Hampshire that was re-built that year by my great-great-great-grandfather, so i think it would be cool to go back there and live in that area to help him out. Also land was super cheap, he bought something like 101 acres of land and the house for $350.00 (i have the original deed and mortgage papers), so I could probably get a nice big chunk of land and live happily forever.
Wow! That is totally Awesome! Does your family still have the land?
Well, his land eventually grew to something like 200 acres, but we only have about 60 now. still that’s a ton of land!
It is! I am positively green with jealousy.
Which living person do you most admire?
Ok, it’s pretty nerdy and lame but I’ll say Barack Obama.
I love that answer!
I mean, dude went from an unknown to the President of the freakin’ USA in like 5 years.
And he is crazy smart.
And a gentlemen.
What or who would you like The Barbarian Group to work with most? Read: dream client.
NASA, or some other company/group that would let us do something crazy in SPACE.
Follow up question: Would you travel on Virgin Galactic if you had the funds?
Are you kidding me? If I had the funds I’d be first in line. I’ve even said before that if NASA wanted to send me on a one way trip to mars, I’d go in a heartbeat.
(Aside: I told you he was a hero!)
So Awesome! Did you go to space camp??
No.
:(
I always wanted to though. They had commercials after Double Dare when I was a kid, and I always wanted to go SO BAD.
I remember that! Also, Double Dare was pretty rad
Yeah! Once, Marc Summers sat next to me in my Digital Media 1 class with Brook Knight at Emerson.
That was insane
Which historical figure do you most admire?
Hmm another tough one….
History doesn’t have very many admirable people
Interesting stance. Ok, what about deplore?
which historical figure do you most deplore?
I guess i would say like Lewis and Clark, but only because they were wild explorers that weren’t afraid of the unknown. Even though they paved the way for thousands of deaths, etc. etc.
Most deplore? hitler, natch.
Both exceptional answers
What talent would you most like to have?
Oh man, i would love to have the combined golf abilities of phil mickelson and tiger woods. Imagine playing golf all day and getting paid buckets of money to do it…
I was on the golf team in high school
I was AWFUL
Me too!I wasn’t awesome either, but heck i got to play golf for FREE every day after school in the spring.
Our coach would hang at the club house while we “hit balls” at the other end of the range.
We really would just lay out, get suntans, and flirt with the boys team.
It was awesome.
No wonder I sucked.
hahahhahahha
What do you consider is the most overrated virtue?
Physical beauty

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

When stuff works like its supposed to
Also,
boobs.
I take it those turn you on emotionally
Yes. and spiritually.
What turns you off?
Illogical things when said thing should be logical, like illogical art i love, but if we’re talking about a computer or something that you turn on by say, shaking, then that turns me way way off.
Wow. I would have never guessed
What is your favorite word?
Moist, cause its a gross word and i get to use my other favorite word, ewwwww.
EWWWW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Chuck from NBC’s “Chuck”
because i’m an IT guy too!!!
Awww and a hero
occasionally
(Aside: He’s just being modest)
Which artist do you admire most? Artist can be whatever you want to make it.
John Cage
LOOK AT HIM SMOKE THAT CIGARETTE
FATALITY
FINISH HIM
What is your favorite curse word?
FUCK
Excellent fucking choice
What is your favorite comic online or printed?
Oh man, Cyanide and Happiness just barely beats Achewood
What website do you visit most frequently? Enjoy the most?
brb pee break
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k back sorry
Gizmodo probably for both
What do you wish they would hurry up and invent?
Share one video you have been obsessed with in the past
oh and…
CAUTION VULGARITY AHEAD
Those two i have been thoroughly obsessed with in the last year
Everyone loves this video
It’s amazing
What profession other than being a Barbarian would you like to attempt?
I would love to try and be a farmer, like a real salt of the earth kind of fellow
What profession would you NOT like to attempt?
anything in the sex industry
What is your motto?
“the only reason not to go fucking around is nothing, nothing is the only the only thing worth keeping my feet on the ground for.”
Epic!
What is the most annoying thing on/ about the internet?
ie6, apple sensationalism (GD my stocks can only take so much of that people!), websites from 1999, and people that think Second Life is the future of everything.
Ok for the final “question”
You need to make a crest
I’m gonna make one for you too
4:20 biatch
SWED
Ok, here’s the one I made for you
Lettering done by Lexy Apostolou, my professional calligrapher
hahahah
awesome
Excellent!
Thank you, Mayor Bonadies! That was incredible
Was it good for you?
:)
Yeah awesome! Thanks Katie!

1 comment

Nick, I went to Space Camp. You may live vicariously through my memories of the experience if you like.