InternetOnlineWebsite.com

Have you ever sat and wondered: “Just how do they make all that Internet? And how do I get me some?” Well, you are not alone. Plenty of folks have struggled with these very questions since the dawn of time, which is why The Barbarian Group has teamed up with Aquent, America’s best talent sourcing agency, to create InternetOnlineWebsite.com.
“What is InternetOnlineWebsite.com,” you may ask yourself, “besides a catchy URL?”
InternetOnlineWebsite.com is a website ABOUT websites. It’s been specially formulated to educate, enlighten, and delight those who are looking to add to their online presence and marketing initiatives.
Does this sound familiar? “I want this thing on my website, but I don’t know how to get it, or even what it’s called! THERE’S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!
Well, fret no more. InternetOnlineWebsite.com knows what it’s called. InternetOnlineWebsite.com is designed with the features of today’s most popular websites, and lets YOU discover more about these features, like what they’re called, why they’re awesome, and who you need to make them.
Clicking on almost anything on InternetOnlineWebsite.com will bring up Aquent’s helpful orange box, describing what the thing is for, why you need it, and who you need to hire on to accomplish it. At the bottom of the box, a direct line to those experts at Aquent, who have these people at their disposal and can get you started right away. No fuss, no muss!
But wait! There’s more!
InternetOnlineWebsite.com isn’t JUST about websites! It also addresses other helpful aspects of anyone’s successful marketing campaign, including:
  • Mobile Internet Online Sites!
  • Send to a friend E-Cards!
  • Sharing on all of the most popular online social places!
  • Flash Videos!
  • Direct Mail Items!
  • Promotional T-Shirts!
No more struggling with technical jargon. No more having to explain to your uncle what SEO is. No more Internet Anxiety Disorder. Best of all, InternetOnlineWebsite.com is 100% free, satisfaction guaranteed.
So go on! Visit InternetOnlineWebsite.com and start living the dream TODAY.

6 comments

Curious, did you guys hire any Aquent employees to help manage/design/develop the site?
Great post Ryan; you captured the late-night TV tone perfectly. I guess now all I need to do is sign up with Aquent and start making money making internet. (But wait, I thought people don't read anything online--or at least that would explain why things have been so slow freelancing. . . .)
Hey Russ! Some of this project was a direct collaboration between us and Aquent's corporate, but no, we didn't get to leverage their talent pool this time around.
Nate, staying up all night has finally paid off. And I think this website is a testament to the fact that people indeed still read things online.
This is really interesting, I should try this on my non-techie friends. Wondering if you did any beta testing on people who have no idea about marketing? Still, seems VERY VERY promising.
Amusing writing style and a very interesting site. I think a lot of people new to web design could find the website extremely useful, even with its playful style (OMG Flash Banner!) for instance.
Nicely Done.