On August 11, most of the Boston office captured a sea-worthy vessel and had our way, brutally yet masterfully, with the Harbor. We learned many important things on our voyage. First, that Sutterhome Cabernet + Diet Coke = Magic. Second, that Pfeffer doesn’t float when you try to set him to sail but that he is highly flammable. Fun was had and tears were shed. But mainly, we learned that holy crap Shutter Island is right there in freakin’ Boston Harbor! And that there is real stuff going on RIGHT NOW that is shrouded in mystery and lots of very stern guards.

Just. Like. The. Movie. Yikes!

Obviously, our next office adventure will be to storm the island and get to the bottom of things. What could go wrong? !