Antioxidant Fridays, Anwilka 2006

“Jersey Turnpike.” No mention of the judicious oaking or the layers of berry for Rick Webb. “Jersey Turnpike or the FDR,” he repeated.

Important Doctorly Breakthroughs

My daughter cleverly produced a TV Show for YouTube title Important Doctorly Breakthroughs!!!! It’s a ridiculous handmade video show but it’s also an interesting layering of YouTube clips that run sequentially, called a playlist. You simply press play and it runs. In effect, like watching television.
I think there’s something very interesting in curated playlists. Like I’d like to see a playlist from Will Farrel or Jack Black or Michael Cera, right? Maybe a celebrity playlist on YouTube could generate significant eyeballs. huh
Well, one thing for sure, I’m looking forward to the Second Season of Doctor.

Formal Friday Salute: Congratulations Mayor Bonadies!

The formalest Formal Friday salute goes to The Barbarian Group’s new mayor, Nick Bonadies. We warmly welcome your leadership and continued support of formality.

Friday goodies.

Friday has arrived and I am totally going to tell you about some stuff that is going on. First up, TweakToday. Fellow Barbarian Bill Lindmeier (yep, the same Bill Lindmeier that sullied my whiteboard with penis sketches) has launched a site that asks people to “do a new thing… every day.” (Keep in mind [...]

Why Brands should be on Twitter - a new take

So, of course I’m playing with Twitter a lot. We all are, right? And there’s been a TON of talk about brands and Twitter. Is it useful? Should I be on it? I mentioned in a linkdump blog post that I had seen a really great summation of Twitter’s instant consumer sentiment ability the other day on TechCrunch.
And the other day Rachel Sklar of Huffington Post fame and helper to Abrams Research sent me some really great new research around social media and brands that the tech press immediately reported quicker than I could get around to writing a blog post about it. If you missed that, however, let’s recap:
We surveyed over 200 people during social media week – people who came through Social Media Week events/participation or through social media via Twitter, FB etc. (and yes we vetted results – there was a “rationale” box for people to explain their answer with and the responses were pretty uniformly sharp and aware). Here were the general findings:


Most people would recommend businesses use Twitter over any other social media site: 40% to just 15% for Facebook


But – they’d pay for Facebook over any other site for their own use


LinkedIn came in second in both categories, beating Facebook for business use and Twitter for personal use


MySpace: DEAD LAST FOR BOTH. Ouch.


When asked which company was using social media best (their pick), top choices were Zappos, Obama and CNN (also NYT, NPR, Dell, Jetblue, plus a WineLibrary shout-out)


Social Media site most likely to die? ImInLikeWithYou.com (sorry Charles, don’t shoot the messenger)

SO, then, this was kind of interesting. Everyone thinks you should be on Twitter. But why? What good will it do?
I think there’s a bit of a dichotomy right now. The use of twitter as a tool for brands is becoming clear – be it the Tropicana thing that Ryan referred to in his blog post the other day – or the immediate consumer sentiment tap that Tech Crunch writes about. But that’s about listening. A brand doesn’t need to actually register an account for that. And if they did register an account, what the hell are they supposed to do with it?
So, then, the last piece of the puzzle came in the other day. I was emailing with the good people up in Portland at Substance trying to plan a meet up at SXSW and I asked him where he was staying and he replied:
I was debating b/t the Hyatt and the Sheraton and put it up on Twitter… the Hyatt responded; Sheraton didn’t. So I figured at the very least I’ll hold Hyatt accountable for whoever is managing their Twitter account. Plus, they promised to have a couple beers waiting when we check in, and I couldn’t pass that up. I think I’m still young enough that I can walk a mile or two… or maybe I should just bring my bike with me…
And then it hit me. The answer is staring us right in the face. brands need to be on Twitter because their participating presence on Twitter is evidence in its own right that the brand cares a little bit more about its customers.
Let’s face it. Customer service is a WRECK right now. There are some really great innovations happening in CRM and customer service as a web app (Get Satisfaction comes to mind, which is an amazing tool) but the fact of the matter is that customer service is a daunting, harrowing misery for almost everyone.
Earlier this week I came into the SF office and Justin was on the phone with AT&T. He had made a simple mistake when moving, exacerbated by AT&T’s own mess up, and he ended up paying his old phone bill, which should have been disconnected, and not his new one. He was on the phone for an hour, and it still was unresolved.
I mocked him as he was doing it, and he IMd me: “it’s the modern condition. We all have to go through this with someone very six months. Some two companies merge, or you move, and you enter into the customer service hell hole.” and he’s totally right.
A brand won’t being on Twitter doesn’t fix that completely, but it shows your customers you’re trying. I tweeted out about how I couldn’t figure out how to turn off the closed captioning on my Comcast remote the other day, and Comcast tweeted me back with the answers. Say what you want about Comcast, but that information was unfindeable on their website, and I was never going to spend 2 hours on the phone with them to try. But since they’re on Twitter, it got fixed, no muss, no fuss.
Twitter brings your brand closer to your customers. And it’s a test. There was a key word up there – brands that have a participating presence on Twitter.
We all know the challenges that carries for a brand. We need to make new processes in place to deal with it. Employees need to be assigned to Twitter. We need to reconcile our draconian PR, CRM and Customer Service policies. We need to abandon the “sales script.” In short, in order for a brand to participate on Twitter in a way that the Twitter population respects and appreciates, we need to get rid of everything that annoys our customers so much about interfacing with our company. Because being on Twitter and NOT being a good Twitter citizen will only lessen your brand (as we recently found out with our own brand when we Twitter-dumped 10+ Tweets simultaneously and lost a few readers).
So to do it right, you have to have dealt with – in some way – the stuff that consumers hate about dealing with customer service. Maybe you’ve got someone who’s “gone rogue” like Comcast had Or maybe you got your agency (ahem) to work it out with you like Agent Provacateur recently did. Maybe you managed it all by your lonesome.
But however you got there, by being there, and being available and responsive, you’ve shown your customers that you care – that you’ve cut through the bureaucracy and gotten down to brass tacks with them.
Think of becoming a good Twitter citizen as a litmus test for your brand. Are you ready and able to respond to your customers in the way they like?

Emoji

Oh man.
I was going to write a really serious post about Twitter and Brands. Or maybe a really epic one about analytics. But instead, all I can say is I am truly devastated by Apple’s decision to disable Emoji-enabling applications in the App Store.
If you haven’t gotten an Emojji app for your iPhone, please get one now. It’s the greatest thing ever.

My Week of Free Part 2

My week of requesting free samples has come to an end but this topic will live on as there are so many interesting things to report. Today’s post is a fun list of all the freebies that were available to me this week. Some I actually found to be useful and others I am just plain afraid of. If you are interested in any just let me know and I will post the link.
Samples I Will Use
  • BPA Free Tea Bottle from Salada
  • Nelson’s Purifying Daily Facial Wash
  • Business Week Subscription
  • Country Bob’s BBQ Sauce
  • 4 Issues of Esquire
  • Baby Blanket and Stuffed Animal
  • Cell Phone Wall Cradle
  • Hookah Tobacco
  • Emergen C
  • Dove Deodorant
  • Total Cranberry Crunch
  • Tea from Teasta
  • Underjams – These will come in handy once we get to the potty training stage
  • Trojan Condoms
  • OPI Nail Polish
  • Crest White Strips

Samples I Won’t Use
  • Black History Month Haircare Products
  • Eat Better America Coupon Pack - it is my finding that most healthy foods are not available for purchase with a coupon
  • Travel Guide for Dover Delaware
  • Travel Pillow from the National Wildlife Federation
  • K2 Bandanna
  • Pet Alert Sticker
  • Mission Humane Kid Sticker
  • Wildflower Seeds
  • Splenda Sample
  • Vegetarian Starter Kit PETA
  • Menopause Survival Kit
  • “Green” Pet Food

These Frighten Me
  • Horny Goat Brewing Co. branded condom - I am not afraid of condoms, just a little weary this one won’t perform its required function
  • Johnson’s Baby Relief Kit – -I am worried about the credibility of the freebie company as they called me, from India, saying they are sending me a free MacBook Air because I am a valued customer, FTW?
  • Parent’s Choice Formula – I am sorry but no way in hell would I ever give any baby free formula from a strange company, can you say tainted milk?
  • Seal Slaughter Action Pack from PETA

Mini Vacation Haiku

Long weekend is here.
Snowy slopes and hills in sight.
Hot Toddy in hand.